There’s a thing called the Daytime Emmy Awards. Think of it as the Emmy Awards, but strictly for unemployed heavier set people who watch a lot of TV during the day. To be fair, that group also includes relatively slender stoners, retired police officers, and working bartenders. Still,...

I’ve really falling hard for Ashley Benson this past year, helped by her dumping of Justin Bieber’s swagger coach, and culminating with her epic bikini and covered nekkid work in Spring Breakers . She really is an underrated hottie. Well no longer. Featured in this month’s...

You know I’ve previously called Sara Sampaio the hottest Portuguese woman in the world. I go out on limbs like that and don’t think it doesn’t hurt my chance of getting lucky when in Lisbon. But I do what I do out of respect for my craft. And Sara does what she does out of...

We do so love the curvaceous Kelly Brook . How she keeps it all packed into a short tight dress, we’re not quite sure, but we know she couldn’t keep it all packed in visually speaking as she slid back into the seat of her car on a night out in London, revealing a pantyhose peek up...

In my kitchen, you’ll just find Ramen noodle packs and the burn remnants of a failed chicken marsala dish I tried to cook to impress a teenage Guatemalan runaway who happened at my door, nothing to do with my advertisement in Craigslist Guatemala City for Free Food and Lodging For...

What is it about little Hayden Panettiere that drives so many of you admirers into fits of private-time passion? I get it, but I must admit, I don’t get it as fervently as some of you always writing letters or penning poems or cutting off your years and such in hopes of seeing more,...